Text: My Weaklie........My Brain Hurts.

from Rossco, 26.07.09

Is it just my brain or does your brain struggle with certain day to day things that just dont add up.
Such as :

1.
Why does a toaster burn the shit outta my toast ? When I fail to know anybody that likes their toast scorched beyond recognition.Are toaster makers of the world catering for a minority of folk that like their toast burnt and saying to me via my toast that they dont give a shit about my needs.
I have to watch my toast so the bastard doesnt burn my bread, so why cant toasters be made that the "Burnt to a Crisp" people can just put their toast in twice to burn the crap out of it.Eg: Slightly brown first go, then burnt bad on the second attempt...........Damn bread burning bastards !!!

2.
I bought a bottle of Murine for my sore eye and the pricks wrote the directions on the back of the bottle so bloody small how the hell can someone with sore eyes read the writing ??......Damn Murine direction writers the turds !!!!

3.
Childproof packaging gives me the shits too, I bought a USB Memory stick the other day and the packaging was made outta stuff that would survive a nuclear holocaust, I had to cut the usb stick out of the packet with scissors in an operation like a road rescue crew releasing a trapped patient.
Thats all good , but what if i had a problem with the goods. I can just imagine the little man at the computer store saying the packaging is damaged and a refund isnt possible......Damn packaging makers the deadshits !!!!!

4.
I went to Sydney the other month to see the Vivid festival where the opera house sails are lit up with images and designs, I went over the Harbour bridge and heading to the western side of the bridge, only to have traffic controllers direct me back onto the bridge as crowds were large.....what the hell ?? I wanted to be "One of The Crowd" but stupid traffic controllers failed to leave an exit for people that wanted to get over the other side of the bridge.Yep back over the bridge for another go, and yes......Another bridge toll and attempt another way of getting to where I wanted to go via William street and York streets......Damn Luminous traffic controller arseholes !!!!

5.
What a load of bullshit, that you cant go over the harbour bridge or any tollway and not pay "Real Money", you have to have an e-tag and stick it on ya window....thats ok providing you remember to take ya tag and put it on the car your heading down the tollway that day in.
I always used the toll as a way of getting rid of all the loose change out of my console, now its overflowing as no one wants my money.
Thats fine if you dont have any money just ring "Roam 1800 etc" and tick up another expense on your credit card. Is it just me , but I thought its illegal to use your mobile phone whilst driving, but the bastards encourage you to ring them when your driving !!!!....Damn toll collector theives !!!!

6.
Im sick and tired or the railway line between sydney and newcastle "Undergoing Trackwork", every month or public holiday sure as shit there is trackwork on this rail line. For goodness sake it would have to be the most repaired section of track in the state.How about doing it once and doing it well ya pricks !! I tend to think they use the rail line as a training ground for trackwork newbies so they can practice for when they venture out to other areas !!!......Damn railcorp line ripper upperers !!!!!!

7.
Those White Headphone wearers give me the shits too !! You know Ipod users. The other day there was this fella withone of  the "Hearing destroying Devices Wrapped in a White Box" walking along in his own world oblivious of a fire engine coming up the street with its lights and sirens on. The dropkick had the "green man" at the crossing and started to cross the road......straight in front of the fire engine as he couldnt hear the sirens of the fire engine !!!
No he wasnt hit but it was close !!! Damn cranked up sound Ipod wankers !!!

8.
Buyers on Ebay shit me too, In Ebay as a seller you have no rights at all these days, The buyer can bitch and moan that they didnt like the goods you sold, despite you describing your items perfectly but Ebay will always protect the buyer and not give a shit about a legitimate seller.A buyer can leave negative feedback on a seller , but a seller cant write a cross word about a buyer let alone give negative feedback to a buyer that takes three weeks to pay or not pay at all !!! To make matters worse, a buyer can have a refund in Paypal (Paypal is owned by Ebay ) if they complain, and have their money without question OR without even sending the goods back prior to a refund.But the Ebay rules state a refund can be issued once the goods are returned !!!!!......Damn stupid Ebay Owner Deadshit buyer proectors !!!

Im damn sure there is other things that make my brain hurt, and no doubt will think of them later.
In the meantime "HAVE A GREAT WEAKLIE"

Cheers
Rossco

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